Le Hunt for the Elusive Partner

First of all, don't take my username too seriously.

Secondly, now that you are reading this- I have to tell you first my pet peeves with RPing so that you can turn your back while you're at it.
-I don't hate anime BUT I will not RP with anime as the characters FC or picture or whatever- call me choosy but it destroys all my creative juices.
-I hate flowery words. I need spunk! Yes spunk. Just because you type your posts with overly creative words doesn't mean you are LITERATE! You are just being a dictionary (if you know what I mean) I need you to feel your character! No one speaks too extravagant in the real world (depending on the era).
-I hate hate hateeee people who leaves without a word- I know RPG isn't your life but F*ck you if you fail to post at least once in every three days- if you can't do that then there's no more reason for you to read further than this.
-I hate excuse such as "oh sorry I'm running out of ideas" or "sorry for the short post, I have a writer's block". BULLSH*T! There's no such thing- if you are starting to have writer's block that means you are not as dedicated into the RP as you say you are.
- I hate passive people, just because I searched for a partner doesn't mean you'll leave everything up to me. There's a reason you are called a partner and not an assistant.
-HATE Twilight and Fifty Shades of Grey- they are not literature people- they're FADS with pretty words in it. One is porn in a paper and one is about a

Now that I've vented on my pet peeves here are somethings about me:
-I'm really a nice person, I swear. I only release my dark side if needed. I would love if you'd share your thoughts. Speak UP!
-I'm more into realistic RPs but I do try to get into other RPs if it really interests me.
-I love to have a successful Historical Fiction RP.
-I love paranormal but not to the point of Edward Cullen- puhlease, which part of the book does it says that it should be considered good?!
-I'm open for suggestions- but I'll take a lot of thinking before considering it. If I turn it down- don't feel bad!

Let the hunt begin. Toodles!

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